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I bought a new Lexus 350 and returned to the dealer the
next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how the
radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was
voice activated. "Watch this!" he said,"Nelson"!
The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" He continued and "On the Road Again" came from
the speakers. Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an
instant "Georgia on My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time
I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music,
and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome
songs.

Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my
new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled,
"Ass Holes!"

Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung
by Jane Fonda backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie
Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan
Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid
on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch...

Damn, I LOVE this car!..

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